Wookie the Chew

No Bear of Very Little Brain would have mashed this up:

Will the wisdom of Pooh tranlsate into Wookie?

"Rabbit's clever," said Pooh thoughtfully.

"Yes," said Piglet, "Rabbit's clever."

"And he has Brain."

"Yes," said Piglet, "Rabbit has Brain."

There was a long silence.

"I suppose," said Pooh, "that that's why he never understands anything."

h/t Chad Maglaque